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[Super Conductor]

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I liked it, it was fun - reminds me of the days when I had a girlfriend, whom I had to take the train to reach..

I was NEVER caught not paying for a ticket though.

Tip for you free train riders:
1. Always keep your eyes peeled for conductors
2. When you see a conductor, act NATURAL.
3. Bring headphones, and pretend you're sleeping, most conductors are friendly enough to leave you that way.
4. If you're a chicken, head for the toilet. Wait 5 minutes, and come back when conductor is gone.
5. Otherwise - simply stand up and walk away as if though you're going to another wagon. Conductors never stop a passenger who seems busy. (this should be done before the conductor reaches the area in which you are)

An entirely other tip: if you do not dare NOT buying a ticket at all, here's a tip... Buy a ticket from the station to the next station, or the station thereafter (usually cheap, taking into assessment how long you are travelling).. Simply pretend you're asleep, untill you reach you designated destitation. No conductor would blame a poor person for travelling too far! (because, supposedly they would feel sorry for for having to pay to get back)

Anyway, NEVER been busted. I haven't bought a ticket in years :-)

[Xombie: Chapter 4]

I am...

Amazed!

I love this series!

More, more, more, more, more!

[Weebl & Bob Tribute]

:-)

I liked it, it was without doubt the best tribute to the series ever made. It was actually almost like watching the normal series - although.. The voice of the pie sucked, because it sounded like a 10year old had made its voices in a rush or something. The voices (and graphics!) of the Weebl and Bob where great though.

[Starlight Odyssey 3Dmovie]

UUUNGHH!!!

That was bloody amazing!

Siiimply amazing!

MmmMmmm!

[Football Freestylin']

Mhmm

I could do most of these tricks, when I played soccer. Or well, at least I could do one or two of them, but ANYWAY, thats of no importance..

It was a simple animation, nicely done, coreographed well (uhm:-)) and so forth. There's a short scene in your flash, where you ALMOST succesfully make something in 3-D (I think?), but the scene was so short that you barely noticed what happened.. I suggest you try making the same flash, but with the 'camera' spinning around the guy juggling with the ball. Now, THAT would be extremely cool.

[Ronald Reagan Tribute CT]

Hehe...

I'm no american, so it does not really offend me.

It was kinda funny, making fun of american presidents and all, but all around it was crap.